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Who Got the Most Ludicrous Trading System?

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Who got the most Ludicrous trading system?

 

My intention with this thread is to teach the newbie a lesson to understand: you can’t find the Holy Grail with 100 words articles anywhere in the world

My second reason is to have some fun and laugh. after all the stress we have in the stock market I see the need to come to a chat room and have some fun reading something enlightening and not getting more stress from a Waco or a shill .

I hope a lot of you will join me to contribute in writing here a funny trading system to relieve our mental stress.

I bet you if or when we decide to choose the most Ludicrous trading system it will be one which has already written here by a shill(s) who wanted to charge you 15K or more……

 

Necessary Ingredient for this trade

1) One female alligator …..sorry crocodile

2) A ten foot ten inches long IPs ( improved plow steel )military grade chain

3) A pair of white Addidas sneakers

4) A bucket of sardines

 

Tie the chain around the alligator neck …sorry the crocodile, lead the crocodile to your trading platform exactly at 8:30 AM EST let the croc listen to the economic news and get a feeling for the day at this point put on your white Addidas sneakers and start planning your attack strategy at 9:00AM start to feed the croc one sardine at a time after each sardine open the croc jaws shove your head inside and check how hungry the croc is,…. repeat this action for the next 29 minutes at this point you are almost ready to enter the market .

 

when you hear the opening bell stand up on your left foot your right hand pulling hard on your left ear and your left hand pulling your nose jump three times while mooing like a cow observe your croc direction of attack if it attacks the north you’re going long, if it attacks the south go short …….you get it by now right?

 

If you’re still around after all I hope to hear your comment and or your thank$$$$

Send your thank$$$$ to: choo-choo- choochoo pox 111111 Timbac2 AZ. No zip code necessary

The post office already knows me from prior victims ….oops customer’s complaints. Hope it helps

 

Ps: the follow up article will be:” how to be a billionaire by investing in my company ………

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If my monkeys in the room develop the system that works and you build your billion dollar company around it I will be suing your ass for stealing my ideas rather than investing in it!

(Mind you I need to make sure the hamsters playing blackjack in the corner and learning to circumnavigate the airducts of major corporations for espionage reasons and front running are kept happy otherwise the revolution of the 99% might bring me down.)

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I don't want to brag or anything like that Khamore1, but I believe I have the most ludicrous trading system ever. Why? Because it works and boy does it work.

 

Trading just 2 pairs, EURUSD and USDCAD and 3 timeframes per pair, 15m, 30, & 1h. I amassed over $11,000 dollars at 1:1 leverage last week and already have over $3,600 this week.

 

Holy Grail, NO. But the system is definitely 'efficacious to price movement'.

 

To all you naysayers who ripped into me when I said before :haha::haha::haha:

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Don't confuse a successful trading system with a bull (sorry, crocodile) market.

 

Who got the most Ludicrous trading system?

 

My intention with this thread is to teach the newbie a lesson to understand: you can’t find the Holy Grail with 100 words articles anywhere in the world

My second reason is to have some fun and laugh. after all the stress we have in the stock market I see the need to come to a chat room and have some fun reading something enlightening and not getting more stress from a Waco or a shill .

I hope a lot of you will join me to contribute in writing here a funny trading system to relieve our mental stress.

I bet you if or when we decide to choose the most Ludicrous trading system it will be one which has already written here by a shill(s) who wanted to charge you 15K or more……

 

Necessary Ingredient for this trade

1) One female alligator …..sorry crocodile

2) A ten foot ten inches long IPs ( improved plow steel )military grade chain

3) A pair of white Addidas sneakers

4) A bucket of sardines

 

Tie the chain around the alligator neck …sorry the crocodile, lead the crocodile to your trading platform exactly at 8:30 AM EST let the croc listen to the economic news and get a feeling for the day at this point put on your white Addidas sneakers and start planning your attack strategy at 9:00AM start to feed the croc one sardine at a time after each sardine open the croc jaws shove your head inside and check how hungry the croc is,…. repeat this action for the next 29 minutes at this point you are almost ready to enter the market .

 

when you hear the opening bell stand up on your left foot your right hand pulling hard on your left ear and your left hand pulling your nose jump three times while mooing like a cow observe your croc direction of attack if it attacks the north you’re going long, if it attacks the south go short …….you get it by now right?

 

If you’re still around after all I hope to hear your comment and or your thank$$$$

Send your thank$$$$ to: choo-choo- choochoo pox 111111 Timbac2 AZ. No zip code necessary

The post office already knows me from prior victims ….oops customer’s complaints. Hope it helps

 

Ps: the follow up article will be:” how to be a billionaire by investing in my company ………

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I don't want to brag or anything like that Khamore1, but I believe I have the most ludicrous trading system ever. Why? Because it works and boy does it work.

 

Trading just 2 pairs, EURUSD and USDCAD and 3 timeframes per pair, 15m, 30, & 1h. I amassed over $11,000 dollars at 1:1 leverage last week and already have over $3,600 this week.

 

Holy Grail, NO. But the system is definitely 'efficacious to price movement'.

 

To all you naysayers who ripped into me when I said before :haha::haha::haha:

 

 

 

Don’t feel so special everyone is a Billionaire on a simulator

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