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GlassOnion

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  1. I enjoy synthesizing music. I started about 3 years ago and am working with a 16 track matrix.
  2. I have only played computers. When playing "Live" opponents, do some people really go "All In" just knowing their 2 hole cards? If so, what's the idea behind that. I'am not talking about someone with nothing to lose ( cause they already lost it ), I mean players that still have a decent stake.
  3. I loved "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator". Just picked up "Pit Bull", probably start that in a day or two.
  4. You say with the Trend. So, lets say its a Bullish Trend. Are you looking for a "bounce off the bottom of the channel up to the top of the channel? And where does the deviation come into play?
  5. An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, "How long does it take to catch them?" The Greek replied: "Only a little while." The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Greek said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" The Greek fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play cards with my friends, I have a full and busy life." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Athens, then London and eventually New York where you will run your expanding enterprise." The Greek fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?" To which the American replied, "15-25 years." "But what then?" The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions." "Millions ... Then what?" The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play cards with your friends."
  6. Very, Very, Funny! http://www.youtube.com/user/malekanoms#p/u/9/PTUY16CkS-k
  7. The Support Staff at Traderslaboratory.
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  9. So far you're the first Lol. But I expect other will be joining in. Start with any balance you want. It's percentage gain that we're looking for, not Dollar increase.
  10. Shuanna... Are you from the Planet Vulcan, where they don't have emotions? Lol...
  11. Easily the best joke of the decade A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me." __________________
  12. GlassOnion

    Aud/usd

    Mysticforex, I for one would be very interested in how a week ago, you predicted this 200 pip move. Thanks for this thread.
  13. I am going to try and make it on Saturday. Not 100% sure yet though.
  14. Hi Nick, What instruments/market do you trade?
  15. I get up 2 hours before market open. Scan world news, then specifically market news. Let myself settle into my seat so to speak. Then I do a quick scan of my charts, see if anything jumps out at me. Then review my notes from the previous day and view in more detail any charts that I had made notes about. See if any entry signals are about to happen. After opening a trade, or deciding to wait for another candle to close, I will catch up on my email, read some blogs I like and so on.
  16. Hi Mattz, Someone has beat me to the punch with my question. So I'll await your reply.
  17. Jack's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good talker they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting. The Captain decided that he would not ask Boudreaux about his selling techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch. Boudreaux stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated, "If you have da normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and get killed, the government pays your beneficiary $6,000. If you take out da supplemental GI insurance (which cost you only $30.00 a month), the government has to pay your beneficiary $200,000. "NOW," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch do you think dey gonna send to Iraq first?"
  18. In the Computer Science Dept. at King’s College, University of London they built this super computer with artificial intelligence that could carry on a conversation with anyone at their relative intelligence level. All one had to do was type in their IQ and the computer, through its' voice activated-sound generating processor, would begin the conversation. So they thought they would test it out on several of the King’s faculty. The first faculty member typed in his IQ at 187 and a bunch of lights on the computer began flashing, then it began a conversation with the scientist on the origins of the universe, mathematical proof of the existence of black holes, and existential philosophy. The second faculty member then typed in an IQ of 179 and again lights lit up on the computer (not quite as many as the first faculty member, but...) and it began a conversation with the scientist about molecular biology, brain surgery and international monetary policy. When they tested it on the third faculty member, his finger slipped at the keyboard and typed in 73 instead of 173. Not much happened -- just one little light, in the upper right hand of the computer display, slowly dimmed then grew stronger, then dimmed... Finally the computer said.... "So, how's the trading going?"
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