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bobcollett reacted to mitsubishi in Joke of The Day!
This week I will mainly be sitting in front of the tv, encased up to the neck in plaster.teaching my budgie to type bile and venom on TL (how's he doing?) sucking 3 meals a day through a straw.
Zdo, You may not know this but in this 'cusp' of quantum computing, inserting my name on someone else's accident report can, in a multiple universe situation, cause the fabric of time and space to bend in such a way as to cause it to actually happen to at least one version of me on the other side of the black hole that sits at the edge of our galaxy.
It's unfortunate that this glitch, on this particular occasion, happened to the only version of me that I'im personally....
What the hell is that echo?....personally aware of, which means I personally:confused:... damn echo in here... will be forced to sue you for loss of trading time .... where did all those budgies come from? :doh:
However, if it transpires that dozens of mitsubishis have suffered the same fate we (I) will have to (unfortunately) bankrupt you.in a class action ...