GlassOnion

Easily the best joke of the decade
 
A young man moved into a new apartment of his
own and went to the lobby to put his name on his
mailbox.
 
While there, an attractive young lady came out
of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a
robe.
 
The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him.
 
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it
was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor
kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye
contact.
 
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on
his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear
someone coming."
 
He followed her into her apartment; she closed
the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to
fall off completely.
 
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you
say is my best feature?"
 
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally
squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
 
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My
ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100%
natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm
and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my
body is my ears?"
 
Clearing his throat, he stammered ....
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming....
that was me."
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Shuanna...
 
Are you from the Planet Vulcan, where they don't have emotions? Lol...