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  Some Timely Trading Jokes  

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A little bit of humor to get your Friday off to a chuckle:

 

Chart - what you check after you exit trading, trying to understand what went wrong.

 

Day Trading - trading which you start too late or exit too early.

 

Margin - (if you are up) a safe situation with huge potential return (if you are down) an evil trick by Unseen Forces that can cause you losing more money than you have.

 

Margin Call - what happens when your broker makes an accounting mistake.

 

Moving Average - a curly line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.

 

Position Trading - day trading that went the wrong way right after you took a position.

 

Trend Line - an imaginary line on the price chart that only changes when the market is closed or when you are not looking.

 

Source: Tradingeducators.com

 

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