The B.S. Thread

[Mysticforex 13]

The two happiest days in a boat owners life. The day he buys his boat, and the day he sells it. I have just reached a deal to sell my boat. All that's left is for the buyer to secure financing.

Hope that's not a problem.

[jpennybags 11]

The two happiest days in a boat owners life. The day he buys his boat, and the day he sells it. I have just reached a deal to sell my boat. All that's left is for the buyer to secure financing.

Hope that's not a problem.

 

Being a one time boat owner, I can relate...

 

The old saying rings true: "If it flies, f*cks, or floats rent by the hour".

[SIUYA 11]

Being a one time boat owner, I can relate...

 

The old saying rings true: "If it flies, f*cks, or floats rent by the hour".

 

I love this saying.

I first heard it playing golf with an old bloke who finished telling me about his 3 ex wives, houses and boats.....I already knew he was loaded so there was no surprise in his stories, When he came out with this saying and telling me that if you learn nothing through life, remember this...."it it floats, flies or f.cks, lease it dont buy it" - always brings a smile to the face.

 

For BS of the day/week......

 

dont sniff glue - it makes your eyes water

[jpennybags 11]

For BS of the day/week......

 

dont sniff glue - it makes your eyes water

 

Ha... and if you do sniff glue, use "Elmer's" glue...

[UrmaBlume 10]

Being a one time boat owner, I can relate...

 

The old saying rings true: "If it flies, f*cks, or floats rent by the hour".

 

An extra parameter from eco 101 - "If it Floats, Fucks or Flies, lease it in the absence of positive cash flow. Boats,Women and Planes - sometimes they pay, sometimes not. Yet still nice to have around. Still have a couple and still miss all those that are gone.

 

Of note are the various markets and prices. With duties aside the prices for both boats and planes are pretty stable worldwide. On the other hand a pleasant short time in Bangkok will cost just a bit more than an ounce of silver with a great overnight worth the price of a barrel of West Texas Crude, in Vegas that same quality of overnight will cost the price of an ounce of gold. Through all of that and around the world a Newer used Piper Meridian Turbo or a nice used 60 foot pilot house cutter will cost about $1,500,000 no matter where.

 

 

 

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