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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UGDTtqklSo&feature=player_embedded]IMF advisor says we face a Worldwide Banking Meltdown - YouTube[/ame] comments please.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/bbc-speechless-trader-tells-truth-collapse-comingand-goldman-rules-world

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4]Robin Willims - Golf (full version) - YouTube[/ame] funny .

where's the browse option?

it's an interesting world we live in. btw; how does one get a larger pic than the thumbnail to show up?

It's a result of the HOLY GRAIL being so widely available.:haha:

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red." Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish." Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a penny, but I like your thinking!"

Chance favors the prepared mind.

Be careful,that strategy is dangerous,especially in trading equities

August's closing numbers; 0-.99 ANO .63 / .68......+7.9% ASTI .72 / .94......+30% CHLN .99 / 1.01 ...+2.0% CYCC .81 / .84 ....+3.7% DSTI .30 / .29 ....-3.3% GMR .40 / .40......0% PMI .26 / .26......0% NBY .86 / .91......+5.8% NTWK .89 / .90......+1.1% GRO .77 / 1.21.....+57.1% 6 positions stopped out 1.00-1.99 AMCF 1.40 / 1.55....+10.7% BBND 1.43 / 1.43........0% BIOD 1.15 / 1.24......+7.8% BZR 1.63 / 2.11......+29.4% CHINA 1.30 / 1.32.....+1.5% COMV 1.72 / 2.43.....+41.2% CSUN 1.23 / 1.22..... -.08% CLWR 1.72 / 3.21.....+86.6% CPST 1.20 / 1.20........0% FCEL 1.16 / 1.18.....+1.7% FREE 1.21 / 1.23......+1.6% DYAX 1.42 / 1.49......+4.9% DRL 1.50 / 1.63.....+8.6% EGLE 1.87 / 1.94......+3.7% HW 1.91 / 2.15......+12.5% HILL 1.69 / 1.76......+4.1% MOVE 1.52 / 1.81.....+19.0% NLST 1.42 / 1.80.....+26.7% SYNM 1.12 / 1.20......+7.1% SMSI 1.87 / 1.89......+1.0% SOMX 1.00 / 1.00........ 0% SPIR 1.50 / 2.30......+53.3% SATC 1.09 / 1.33......+22.0% SNSS 1.40 / 1.55.....+10.7% there were 8 stopped out 2.00-3.99 AVNR 2.73 / 2.85......+6.9% BTN 3.65 / 3.86......+5.7% CMFO 2.12 / 2.20.......+3.7% CCRT 2.63 / 3.20.......+21.6% CHRS 3.04 / 3.17........+4.2% CRDC 2.42 / 2.28........-5.7% FLOW 2.63 / 2.55........-3.0% DLGC 3.10 / 2.79.........-10% stopped out EDAP 2.30 / 2.21.........-3.9% FCH 2.75 / 3.43........+24.7% FVE 3.35 / 3.25.........-2.9% FBN 2.63 / 2.81.........+6.8% JASO 3.79 / 3.67.........-3.1% JRJC 2.80 / 2.78.........-.07% KIPS 2.30 / 3.20.........+39.1% LLEN 3.45 / 3.50.........+1.4% QTWW 3.05 / 3.31.........+8.5% SPMD 2.24 / 2.12.........-5.3% TSPT 2.84 / 3.24..........+14% RDNT 2.63 / 3.00..........+14.0% ZA 2.77 / 3.01..........+8.6% ZN 2.92 / 2.82..........-3.4% there were 4 stopped out positions including DLGC The sub group 0-.99 was by far the worst performers with 6 of 16 being stopped out. They will be eliminated henceforth. the middle group 1.00 - 1.99 had 8 out of 32 stopped out...that's doable The last group was the most promising 2.00-3.99 had only 4 of 25 stopped out. Since the stopped out positions represent a loss of .15% of the account a few high flyers managed with trailing stops should suffice.Once the +25% threshold has been met the trailing stops are placed 10% under that days close. Positions entered today start Septembers list ANX 1.08 CNTF 2.68 EEE 1.13 EXM 2.02 ECTY 2.20 MCOX 1.95 NFEC 1.12 NEWN 2.26 SCEI 1.53 VALV 2.13

Sell in May and walk away. appropriate in 2011;)

GU got stopped out New positions entered AMCF 1.40 BBND 1.43 CHRS 3.06 GMR .40 JASO 3.79 ZN 2.92 yesterday's PM should read PMI

You too :haha: Good Luck