38 Steps to Becoming a Trader

[38 Steps to Becoming a Trader]

24. As we trade we still have a tendency to violate our rules and our results are still erratic.

24.5 We swear at the "top of our lungs", and want to break all our computer equipment.

25. We know we are close.

 

What can I say... I lol'd.

[Joke of The Day!]

Honorable MEN

 

 

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)

 

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a

man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

 

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a

river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord

appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

 

 

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he

needed the axe to make his living.

 

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

 

The woodcutter replied, "No."

 

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.

 

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

 

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your

axe?" the Lord asked.

 

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three

axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

 

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the

riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the

Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

 

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

 

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is

this your wife?" the Lord asked.

 

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

 

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

 

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a

misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You

would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you

would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have

given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take

care

of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

 

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and

honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

 

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE

MEN!!!!!!"