[mister ed]

Well, I did a search and I couldn't find a thread for jokes...so here goes.

I got this one from my Dad a few days ago and enjoyed it.

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WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Subject: WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Dear Phil,:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set

off for work leaving my husband in the house

watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a

few hundred yards down the road when my engine

conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked

back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He

was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed

in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was

wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been

married for twelve years. When I confronted him,

he tried to make out that he had dressed in my

lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear.

But when I asked him about the make up, he broke

down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes

for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave

him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he

says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I

gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly

distant. I don't feel I can get through to him

anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Lusk




Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short

distance can be caused by a variety of faults with

the engine. Start by checking that there is no

debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the

jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the

inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves

the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself

is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the

carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.


Phil